Jocelyn and I have a very strict fitness regime (ha!) but actually, we try and take care of ourselves and stay healthy and fit in order to battle the crazy kidlets each day. So one Saturday morning we wake up and decide it is time to try the "Women's Weights" class at our gym. We head to the gym, keen and eager and see our classmates - a bunch of older ladies (retirement age), and think, we've got this in the bag, this is going to be the easiest thing we ever do (a waste of our time, even). Oh boy, were we ever wrong. So, so wrong. The ladies were lean, mean, exercise machines who were just KILLING us in their ability to do the various weight-lifting exercises the fitness guru was throwing at us. And on top of that, they were making jokes with the guy to boot! Crazy. Jocelyn and I were panting, and dripping sweat and praying for death to release us from the torture of this fitness class, while these fit old biddies just lifted their weights, laughing and joking and going on. Bitches!
At the end they told the fitness guru, "That is enough for the day, we're done... I mean, I don't want to speak for these young ladies, but we've done enough" HA! Us young ladies would have thrown in the towel 20 minutes in had it not been extremely embarassing to be that far out done by our grandmothers. Hay-zeus.
Hilarity. We are now bound and determined to get into peak physical shape in order to show up those old biddies next time!!
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